Wednesday 11 November 2015

Day 570

1.  A couple of months ago I signed up for a stall at a 'Shop Til You Drop' event at a casino in Leeds. I had heard nothing since and had been in complete denial. Neither finding out if it was still on nor deciding to cancel.

2.  Tramping around the woods at lunchtime after a particularly fraught morning I get an email saying how much they are looking forward to seeing me this evening... Oh for the blissful ignorance of my days before a smart phone! 

3.  I had at that point, 3 bags, 4 purses, a dozen greetings cards, and some half finished crocheted snowflakes! A very frantic afternoon, 2 bags and 15 finished Christmas decorations later I made it! 

4.  Among the first to arrive I selected my pitch and set up my stall, opting for a large table instead of setting up my clothes rail (in case of the need for a quick exit... must have seen it coming!). Thought I'd chosen well until Anne Summers set up next to me! Not sure how I was supposed to compete snowflake versus sex toy...



5.  In the end it didn't matter that their glittery handled whip out sparkled me there was no one to see it! Two hours I sat there and the only 'customer' was a mad old woman who came up and kissed me (for fear that her lovely kisses should go to waste), at which point I beat a hasty retreat, packed up and came home!

I'm a charity fundraiser GET ME OUT IF HERE!!!!!!

London -165   
Total Distance covered     958.7 miles
Gym Attendance = 7 (target 12 by 20 November)

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